Squiiiije it up

I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon

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obeseblackguy:

when my teacher tells me to be quiet excuse me the first amendment look it up

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reaill:

somethingnotworthwhile:

pokemon-tunes:

Lugia’s Song
Pokémon: The Movie 2000 - The Power of One 

OH MY GOD

:’)

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pussyslayerrr:

the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn 

honey, you missed auburn big time

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Posted 10 hours ago (originally niknak79)

HERES YOUR CHANCE TO INVADE MY PRIVACY XOX

    1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
    2. Anyone crushing on you?
    3. What is your relationship status?
    4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
    5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
    6. Who do you text the most?
    7. First person to text today?
    8. What color are your eyes?
    9. What is a compliment you receive often?
    10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
    11. Do you like your parents?
    12. Do you secretly like someone?
    13. Why did your last relationship end?
    14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
    15. Who was the last person you kissed?
    16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
    17. What are you listening to?
    18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
    19. Are you happy right now?
    20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
    21. Who makes you happiest right now?
    22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
    23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
    24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
    25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
    26. Are you crushing on someone?
    27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
    28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
    29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
    30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
    31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
    32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
    33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
    34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
    35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
    36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
    37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
    38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
    40. Do you want to get married?
    41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
    42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
    43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
    44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
    45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
    46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
    47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
    48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
    49. Would you date an ex?
    50. Ask anything. : ]

theyellovvbrickroad:

mom stop complaining and just let me be fergalicious for once

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w4ts0n:

when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”

you saint

thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners

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gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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Posted 10 hours ago (originally cfedey)

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The meaning of all the deaths in HP:

    James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
    Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
    Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
    Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
    Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
    Mad Eye: To show the death of a solider.
    Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
    Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
    Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
    Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
    Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.